"Most wonderful time of the year?"
It's called that for a reason...
Three, to be precise. Let me tell you
why Christmas is the greatest season.

First and most obviously, all the gifts,
from computer games to works of art.
Really though, why do you think that
stores stock up when school starts?

Secondly, you see all your relatives,
siblings, parents, cousins, and sons,
and even someone you've never seen before.
(Trust me, we all have one.)

Finally, you get time off from work.
Really, how great is that?
Relaxing for the last week of December
(though all the food might make you fat).

There you have it, kids. Three reasons
why Christmas is so great.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
head out there before prices elevate.